mushrooms & cold medicine

wat up druggies,here is my great drug experience. it was an unplanned mixture of two types of drugs. fan-fucking-tastic and harmless. i awoke in amsterdam, feeling a little sick and decided to take two sudafed. my crew and i decided to eat mushrooms and go to the van gogh museum. the players were me, my best friend since i was 15 (nate), a friend of his (fredo), and that dudes girlfriend (BOL=bitch on legs).we purchased one dose to split among the four of us. five complete, juicy, moist caps and stems. we tried to get some tea made but no one would do it for us. so we decided to eat them. we slowly walked over to van gogh and stared at some pictures for a while. the cold medicine had already kicked in. i was feeling drowsy and light headed. but anytime i stepped in front of a painting the scene would jump to life. waves around a boat would crash everywhere. trees and flowers were dancing. but everytime i stepped away from a painting the cold medicine would kick back in. i felt in total control of my trip; like i could turn it on and off at will. the museum was starting to get crowded and BOL started to bug out with all the people. (karma)nate took her outside to get fresh air and calm her down. fredo and i didn't want to leave yet but decided to take a break. a good 30 min passed in deep conversation about shapes and architecture. we spent another bit of time in front of our favorite paintings. i have never appreciated art so much. during this time, i decided that van gogh was painting specifically for people who are tripping to enjoy. i later learned that he was in fact tripping himself when he painted most of those paintings. the crowd didn't bother me because i still felt that i could control my trip.we left the museum and naturally BOL screamed at her boyfriend for not coming outside with her. we started to chill outside the rijks museum and i just couldnt take her shit. so i wandered over to a playground. there was a english man and his two sons playing catch. i asked if i could join up. the shrooms had kicked in full bore, and i felt like a kid again. we started throwin the ball, playing on our bikes, and then a make believe game of medieval knights and dragons. i of course was the dragon.i made my way back to the crew and BOL had calmed down a bit. she wanted to head inside and we found a pub to have a beer. we met an irish couple and i amazed them with my knowledge of english soccer. there was a game on and the green grass in high def looked amazing. it looked to me like they were playing on a table and that it fell off on all sides. im not really sure what happened after thet but it was the best trip i ever had. the combo of mushrooms and sudafed was unexpectedly perfect. i recommend it to everyone. just don't eat too many caps. especially if you don't feel anything. be patientall names were changed to protect the innocent (including mine)
- jenna jameson